ifthisislovebabyiwantout:

Confused little baby

tags: I love it when dogs do the thing + video +

(Source: out-in-the-open)

tags: spn +

deelekgolo:

I’m still fucked up at the fact that the longest piece of English fictional literature written by any human is a super smash bros brawl fan fic.

deelekgolo:

I’m still fucked up at the fact that the longest piece of English fictional literature written by any human is a super smash bros brawl fan fic.

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

FUCK YOUR PERPETUATION OF THE "BRONIES AREN'T REALLY OPPRESSED MYTH" YOU PRIVILEGED FUCKS. I COULDN'T GET A JOB BECAUSE OF MY BRONY ARMBAND.
Anonymous
college: Why should we accept you
me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
college: damn son you in

pinknovapolitan:

They look so good

tags: the creatures +

(Source: waluiqi)

be-the-homestuck:

almost-never-lively:

officialwumbo:

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

Money whale spent 

get out

Where can i get one

kilometersprower:

LINK: ITS OK…. JUST LIKE RIDING A HORSE….. *SLAPS THE BACK OF THE KART*

ask-koki-kariya:

lastofthetimeladies:

im-a-timelord-you-ass:

lastofthetimeladies:

lastofthetimeladies:

MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD

image

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?

Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party

Do you

omfg

lamborgayhni:

i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much:

I miss being human

i didnt realise you were talking about the tv show for a second and was like the fuck have you turned into oh my god

"I’m scared, Lee."

(Source: leeeveretts)

tags: twdg + no +

matsuoska:

yes i am an otaku. luv those mangos and animoo. i also perfected the language of japenese. ohio. koala desu. ickydickymasu. cherry blossoms are my favorite food